Harry Potter and the Game of Thrones (because my brain has this terrible urge to make connections between everything I like, have the Harry Potter characters sorted into the houses of Westeros xD
I wanted to make this a gifset but have no idea how to make gifs, so have some doodles instead. yes I really have no life.)
♣ Harry Potter in House Stark | the boy who was promised, a thing for honour and “saving people.” A house of orphans destined for great things.
♣ Hermione Granger in House Martell | headstrong, intelligent and outspoken
♣ The Weasleys in House Tully | a loyal family of redheads, seemingly rustic but can surprise you with their badassery.
♣ Neville Longbottom in House Tyrell | because Tyrell’s words are so appropriate! “Growing Strong,” a power that grows throughout the story, and the sigil fits Neville’s love of herbology.
♣ Luna Lovegood in House Arryn | an association with air and high places that fits Ravenclaw Tower; seen as detached and a bit kooky by others.
♣ The Malfoys in House Lannister | arrogant blondes loaded with old money that they use for political power… (and Narcissa’s actions at the end are very much “a Lannister always pays her debts”)
♣ Severus Snape in House Greyjoy | harsh and unforgiving; the house of Turncloaks and self-proclaimed Princes who make terrible life choices.
♣ Dolores Umbridge in House Bolton | creepy and manipulative; fond of pink and controlling their enemies by cutting them open.
♣ Fenrir Greyback in House Clegane | the Mad Dog, or the Mountain That Bites… employed as a vicious bruiser by the other Houses.
♣ Voldemort in House Targaryen | ’madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. everytime a new Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.’; ambitious, ruthless and scarily powerful.
epic crossover is epic
HOLLA BACK LANNISTER-MALFOYS
SNAPE WOULD BE A GREYJOY
so much perfection
my eyes, they are teary
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Guys I just wanna put down some cute things I’ve experienced with baby goats, while my grandparent raised them:
They were allowed in the house and quickly picked up how to alert grandma when they needed to go outside, by racing eachother to the back door.
They love couches, anything that they can climb or bounce/jump on. They even got up onto the tv at one point.
They will bond with their main-provider like toddlers to a mother. The two goats that my grandma took care of would follow her around the house like duckies and even cry for her if she left them alone for too long.
They practice head butting!! But they’re so small that they’ll start stompin’ and revvin’ up if they see you have a foot propped up, and they’ll charge the bottom of your foot! Their little heads fits perfectly into the soles of your feet, like a baseball into a catchers mitt.
I miss them. 10/10 would raise a baby goat.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED